Don't Get a DUI!
Don't Leave Your
CAR Behind!
When the sun goes down in The Mile High City, The Poopers are on patrol.
We are proud to 'Serve' sober rides and 'Protect' people from the DUI disaster.
TRANSPOOTATION is the cheapest method of safe-travel ever known to man.
Therefore, Drinking and Driving has never been dumber and acting responsibly
has never been ... funner?
YES! There is great purpose for Party Pooper people. If you like to go paint
the town consider these points:
1. If you take a cab to the bar AND take a cab home, you're wasting too
much of your hard earned money! (Of course, nobody actually uses this option
because it costs TOO MUCH and it takes TOO LONG)
2. If you drive to the club AND THEN take a cab home, you waste time and
energy going back for your car the next day. And when you do go back, you may
find that your car has been ticketed, towed, or creatively decorated
3. If you drive to the party AND THEN drive home, you could get arrested,
buried in fines, sent to alcohol classes, sentenced to several hours of community
service, AND restricted by rule-of-law from the simple joys of drinking
4. If you call The Party Poopers, YOU are a certified genius
::::On top of THAT::::
One Ride from The Party Poopers is at least
$10,200
Cheaper Than a DUI!
Furthermore:
The FINES and COSTS
payed out for 1 DUI
EQUAL the Value of
208.7
Safe Rides From
The Party Poopers
AND 9 out of 10 Adults agree that:
“Other People” should NOT
Drink & Drive_________
Happy drunk passengering to all of you!
. .
YOU HAVE MADE A GOOD DECISION!
720-298-5894
. The Party Poopers on silly FaceBook .
Visit the "Poopers Post" and
learn a few worthless
facts about:
"APRIL FOOLS, ah haa haa haaa!"
The 'Daylight Saving Time' Paradigm
How The Ravens beat the Broncos
and
"The REAL ReasonWhy
John Elway refused to play for the Colts"
Don't Leave Your
CAR Behind!
When the sun goes down in The Mile High City, The Poopers are on patrol.
We are proud to 'Serve' sober rides and 'Protect' people from the DUI disaster.
TRANSPOOTATION is the cheapest method of safe-travel ever known to man.
Therefore, Drinking and Driving has never been dumber and acting responsibly
has never been ... funner?
YES! There is great purpose for Party Pooper people. If you like to go paint
the town consider these points:
1. If you take a cab to the bar AND take a cab home, you're wasting too
much of your hard earned money! (Of course, nobody actually uses this option
because it costs TOO MUCH and it takes TOO LONG)
2. If you drive to the club AND THEN take a cab home, you waste time and
energy going back for your car the next day. And when you do go back, you may
find that your car has been ticketed, towed, or creatively decorated
3. If you drive to the party AND THEN drive home, you could get arrested,
buried in fines, sent to alcohol classes, sentenced to several hours of community
service, AND restricted by rule-of-law from the simple joys of drinking
4. If you call The Party Poopers, YOU are a certified genius
::::On top of THAT::::
One Ride from The Party Poopers is at least
$10,200
Cheaper Than a DUI!
Furthermore:
The FINES and COSTS
payed out for 1 DUI
EQUAL the Value of
208.7
Safe Rides From
The Party Poopers
AND 9 out of 10 Adults agree that:
“Other People” should NOT
Drink & Drive_________
Happy drunk passengering to all of you!
. .
YOU HAVE MADE A GOOD DECISION!
720-298-5894
. The Party Poopers on silly FaceBook .
Visit the "Poopers Post" and
learn a few worthless
facts about:
"APRIL FOOLS, ah haa haa haaa!"
The 'Daylight Saving Time' Paradigm
How The Ravens beat the Broncos
and
"The REAL ReasonWhy
John Elway refused to play for the Colts"