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Common ?'s -Ancient Wisdom
The Party Poopers
You Home Safe!
When the sun goes down in the
Mile HIGH City
Poopers are on patrol. We are proud to "Serve" sober rides
and "Protect" people from the DUI Disaster.
For those who simply refuse to drink & drive, but want to
enjoy the drink, The Poopers are here to serve your needs.
You drive yourself to the (golf course, bachelorette party,
Party Poopers drive you home
in YOUR CAR!
is the cheapest method of safe travel that this world has
Therefore, DRINKING & DRIVING has never been
playing-it-safe has never been ... funner?
Yes! There is great purpose for Party Pooper People. If you
like to go paint the town consider these points
1. If you take a
TO the club AND THEN you take one
again ... YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH!
2. IF you drive to the disco and use a
to get back
you waste time and energy going all the way back for your
car the next day,
AND when you do go back you may find that
your (insert make and model of your vehicle here) has been
ticketed - towed - or creatively redecorated.
3. IF you happen to drive to the party AND THEN you DRIVE
HOME AGAIN you may get arrested - buried in fines - sent to
alcohol classes -
sentenced to several hours of community service
AND restricted by RULE OF LAW from the simple joys of drinking!
4. HOWEVER, if you call The Party Poopers YOU are a certified
genius with the critical foresight to avoid kicking yourself later.
ON TOP OF THAT
Ride from The Party Poopers is
CHEAPER THAN A
The fines and costs payed out for just
Equal the value of
From The Party Poopers
And Another Thing:
8.7 of out every 10 intelligent adults think that
Should NEVER Drink & Drive!
Happy Drunk-Passengering to all of you
You have made a good decision
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