When the sun goes down in the Mile HIGH City, The Poopers are on patrol. We are proud to "Serve"sober rides and "Protect" people from the DUI Disaster.
For those who simply refuse to drink & drive,but want to enjoy the drink, The Poopers are here to serve your needs.
You drive yourself to the (golf course, bachelorette party, bar mitzvah) then The Party Poopers drive you home in YOUR CAR! "Transpootation"
is the cheapest method of safe travel that this world has ever seen. Therefore, DRINKING & DRIVING has never been dumber and playing-it-safe has never been ... funner?
Yes! There is great purpose for Party Pooper People. If you like to go paint the town consider these points: 1. If you roll round trip in a taxi ... or if you take 2 rides with some goober from UBER ... YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH!
2. IF you drive your car to the disco and use a cab to get back home, you waste time and energy going all the way back for your car the next day, AND when you do go back you may find that your (insert make and model of your vehicle here) has been ticketed - towed - or creatively redecorated.
3. IF you happen to drive to the party AND THEN you DRIVE BACK HOME AGAIN you may get arrested - buried in fines - sent to alcohol classes - sentenced to several hours of community service AND restricted by RULE OF LAW from the simple joys of drinking!
4. HOWEVER, if you call The Party Poopers YOU are a certified genius with the critical foresight to avoid kicking yourself later.
::::::::ON TOP OF THAT::::::::
1 Ride from The Party Poopers is at least $10,200 CHEAPER THAN A DUI!!!!!!!!!!
FURTHERMORE .......... The fines and costs payed out for just 1 DUI
Equal the value of 208.7 Rides From The Party Poopers
And Another Thing: 8.7 of out every 10 intelligent adults think that
Should NEVER Drink & Drive!
Happy Drunk-Passengering to all of you
You have made a good decision
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