Don’t Get a DUI!
Don’t Leave Your
When the sun sets down on The Mile high
The Poopers go on patrol!
We are proud to ‘Serve’ Sober rides and ‘Protect’
People from the DUI disaster.
Since 2102, we have proudly catered to the Party Crowd!
Therefore, drinking and driving has never been dumber
and acting responsibly has never been … funner?
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As you plan your fun times, keep in mind:
If you ride round-trip with some Goober From Uber,
you may just pay $30 bucks for the ride to the party, and then
$55,000,000 the ride HOME! It happens to all the time!